Long Time No See!

You're probably wondering why I haven't posted since October. Well, the State Department finally e-mailed me back and apparently I'm not at liberty to say. Here's a quick "catcher-upper" on what's gone down since my last blog.

My dad fist-bumped Vince Vaughn.

I completed enough art projects about Nixon to make my teacher nervous.

I did a sweeeet paint-by-number of a horse.

I found out that pretty soon I'm moving to China.

After years of being in a state of ruin, I organized my Pokemon cards.

I know what you're thinking, "But how did you choose which style of Jigglypuff to use?!?!" It's really simple actually, Jigglypuff is cutest when its angry.

Anyway, VelocitySquad is taking a bit of a breather so the government won't need me to stay undercover for at least a few more months. Oops! I guess I let the cat out of the bag on that one! No harm in telling you now, we're like a combination of Power Rangers and G.I. Joe's but with super powers.