My blogging abilities might be hindered today, due to the fact that I have not just eaten baked kale but also had it in juice form. Imagine a person who doesn't brush their teeth eating the hair from the floor of Supercuts and then burping it into your mouth.
My family recently acquired a juicer. Already it has been put to great evils. Apparently my mom thinks it's a fun plan to juice vegetables. Well nice try, buddy! I was tipped off by the fact that the juice was bright green. As my brother, Peanut, and I gagged over the sink it was admitted to us that ginger and orange were, for some reason, also included. It was very exotic. As a reply to her confession Peanut screamed, "IT HAS CHUNKS!" It was a highly acute observation. My own personal worry is that the kale has taken up permanent residence in my throat. It feels like I tried to swallow a nest. I'm going to go now, I have a few packs of mint gum to chew.